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Monthly Archive: March 2010
Mar
06
Make love not war
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I …
Mar
05
The Arab Gardener in America
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very …
Mar
04
If you love someone, set her free…
Original Quote: “If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….” What others say: Analogist: IF you love someone AND this someone doesn’t love you THEREFORE you should set her free Optimist: If you love someone, Set herfree… Don’t worry, she’ll come …
Mar
02
Why I fired my secretary..
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, “Good morning boss. Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday let’s go to lunch, just you and …
Mar
01
Couple’s Favorite Church Songs
bagong kasal – PAPURI SA DIYOS after 10 years – PANGINOON MAAWA KA after 20 years – KUNIN MO O DIYOS…