Date registered: August 18, 2011
Mar
08
GMA: Haller, Garcia? Garci: YESterday, Mother Dear! Nachukchak ko na po ung mga chuva ek ek! GMA: Bonggacious Ining! E, ung mga tienes tienes tienelin ever, carry na ba? Garci: WINnie Santos Mother Dear, wiz ka na worry kay anech, Aling Minda! Eclavou na Ever! GMA: Ay, ang tarush! O sya, Zsa Zsa Padilla… Babushkah!
Mar
06
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I …
Mar
05
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very …
Mar
04
Original Quote: “If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….” What others say: Analogist: IF you love someone AND this someone doesn’t love you THEREFORE you should set her free Optimist: If you love someone, Set herfree… Don’t worry, she’ll come …
Mar
02
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, “Good morning boss. Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday let’s go to lunch, just you and …
Mar
01
bagong kasal – PAPURI SA DIYOS after 10 years – PANGINOON MAAWA KA after 20 years – KUNIN MO O DIYOS…
Feb
28
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed. …
Feb
27
Bob requested a recommendation letter from his supervisor. The sup created one as follows: 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes …
Feb
26
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around …