Date registered: August 18, 2011
Feb
25
We always hear “the rules” from the feminine side. OK – we are now going to hear the rules from the man’s side. These are our rules! Please note … These are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. 1. …
Feb
24
Many, many years ago When I was twenty three, I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter With flowing hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now …
Feb
23
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving …
Feb
22
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but …
Feb
21
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Feb
20
“Firewall!” “You have just been timed out.” “Hahahahahahaha, your so funny…. BAN” “Sorry, your power supply just can’t support me” “You’re so outdated.” “Sorry i don’t date virusses” “Damn, your hard disk seems to have gone limp” “Sorry, i just put you on mute.” “Damn chatterbox, you talk like your 7.1 surround”
Feb
19
“Maybe tonight your ip adress will be simillar to mine” “I am a gm you know” “If you sleep with me il get you a level up” “Your computer or mine?” “Wanna exchange workgroups?” “Wanna come to my server and party?” “So, want me to hack you tonight?” “My computer crashed, can i use yours?” …
Feb
18
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of people who die in a single day appalls him. He can barely see St Peter sitting up on …
Feb
17
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer – you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing …
Feb
16
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols…feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus …