An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very …
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Feb
23
Brain Cells and Drinking
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving …
Feb
11
Speed Limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there …
Feb
08
Questions with no answers
1. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt? 2. Where did Vincent van Gogh? 3. Is Marvin Gaye? 4. Why is Norman Black? 5. Where did Sandara Park? 6. Is Chow Yun Fat? 7. What did Henry Sy? 8. Why is Alonzo Mourning? 9. Is Lucio Tan? 10. When will Orlando Bloom?